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She be Talk Like a Pirate Day and thanks to Artie Smartie-Pants (Black Morty Rackham) for reminding me! Want to find out your pirate name? Take the quiz: http://www.piratequiz.com/
Recipe for Hard Tack
Mix one teaspoon of salt with one pound of flour.
Add enough water to make a very stiff dough.
Flatten the dough to about 1/2 inch and cut it into about 4 inch circles. Punch holes in each circle with a fork.
Bake in a flat pan at 250 degrees for two or three hours.
If the hard tack should happen to go bad, just remember to choose the lesser of two weevils.