This just in . . .
September 24, 2020Results have finally come in. The strength of cheese spans two orders of magnitude. Interestingly this is similar to the range of strengths found in metals. Vegan Parmesan is the high strength steel of cheeses while goat cheese is like your run of the mill lead alloy.
In further studies, it has been confirmed that potatoes are harder than apples which are harder than bananas.
What am I noting today?
September 15, 2020
On this day 5,000,000 years ago spears were invented. Some say that they were the invention of Britney, but actually they were a craft project developed by chimpanzees in present day Tanzania. This country was known to them as Eyee-cheee-ee, but was pronounced “spear.” And that is how spears came to be.
