This just in . . .

September 24, 2020

Results have finally come in. The strength of cheese spans two orders of magnitude. Interestingly this is similar to the range of strengths found in metals. Vegan Parmesan is the high strength steel of cheeses while goat cheese is like your run of the mill lead alloy.



In further studies, it has been confirmed that potatoes are harder than apples which are harder than bananas.

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