What was I saying?

July 21, 2013

Someone cut you off in traffic?  Someone sit in front of you in the theater when there are only three million other empty seats they could have chosen?  Are you still using the same stale and recycled insults to handle these situations?  Never fear . . .

Thanks to Cappy Writes for this handy guide.  Follow the instructions and you can insult the gleeking rump-fed pignut and sound erudite at the same time:

shakespearean insult kit


  1. Why! I have never been so insulted in all my life! 🙂

    • No, no! That was someone else entirely!

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