What am I buying?
April 7, 2014This Pharmacy Prescribes Monster Spray to Kids that are Scared of the Dark
Photograph via Barrett Pharmacy
In the small town of Watford City, North Dakota (population 1,744), the local pharmacy has a cure for kids that are afraid of the dark.
Barret Pharmacy and Variety, 145 North Main St., Watford City, ND
The pharmacy prescribes children one bottle of ‘Monster Spray’ with the directions:
Spray around the room at night before bed, repeat if necessary
The bottle is good for 120 sprays and it has proven quite effective over the years. The Sifter reached out to several Monsters for comment but they did not respond to our inquiries.
You can’t be too careful.
Gunsmoke and Knitting 
Where was that when I was a kid?
I know!
I think this is way better than handing your kid a baseball bat when she goes to bed so she can deal with the monsters herself.
I am thinking about getting into the business myself.